Saturday, 6 June 2020


Saturday 6th June, 2020 1330

Yesterday Alice asked me if I could smuggle her and another monitor out of school. When I had finished for the day we set off for the gate and I duly used my bulk to mask them from the camera and they went through. Unfortunately on this occasion the guards were quite alert and pounced. I called Brenda and asked her to speak with the guards but it was to no avail, they weren't budging. Damned good job I never needed a translator to accompany me to hospital.

I was both annoyed and slightly embarrassed at failing to get them to freedom. However, this shows the inanity of it all: I apologised to the girls and they replied, “Don't worry, we'll just climb over the wall!” And that's exactly what they did. They went downtown and at about ten last night they climbed back in over the wall! Well, if they are doing it how many others are?

On the happy side – there haven't been a lot of sunny news tales of late – Joanna knows we can't go abroad in summer and is happy to take a vacation in China. Given various options, she chose my preferred holiday, which is a Yichang to Chongqing Yangtse cruise followed by possibly five nights in Nanning. So now I am back to doing something I quite like, planning the logistics of flights and hotels (and whether I can afford it all) and we all know that whatever plans I lay, at some point things will go catastrophically wrong!

It ain't going to be cheap either. OK, you know I fly up front so that's my fault. I like decent hotels and of course I want the best for both of us so it's going to be Crowne Plaza and suchlike. I also need to get to Shanghai to collect her and no way am I jetting there only to leave in a couple of hours for the ship in Yichang. I will stay a night at an airport hotel and she can join me so we are both there ready for the adventure.

Now, anyone thinking of a Yangtse cruise (which I think will be terrific watching the stunning scenery passing by from the comfort of a bar stool) that is almost a busman's holiday for an old salt, be aware of the price. In US dollars the 4 night, 5 day upstream cruise is $445 per head in steerage. That's actually quite good value I think. However, start going upscale and executive class and you are talking double the fare. I did daydream of the Shangri-La/Presidential suite experience but at $5,500 for two naturally I balked! For one, I have that much but then nothing left for hotels and flights – or having my Shanghai Sojourn as usual. A thousand quid a night on, let's face it, a river steamer?

To be honest, I am happy to shell out for executive class but apart from an ever so slightly larger cabin, I don't see any difference to cattle class. If it included all you can drink then fine but it seems to me you still have to purchase drinks packages or pay at the bar – which is where I shall be most of the time anyway.

I sent them an enquiry yesterday evening about prices and offers etc which they are pledged to respond to within 24 hours. If executive status confers nothing more than an extra few square feet of cabin area then I am minded to go down to “superior” (meaning steerage) which will leave me (as Harry whatsisface was famous for saying) Loadsamoney! Four nights of paying for wi-fi and drinks can't cost $900 surely? Even in Shanghai I am looking at $100 a day including taking girls for dinner.

But of course, this is me planning so I wouldn't blame you for privately thinking haha! there will be a second wave and another lockdown to foil him!

And just to leave you with something different, I saw the following story in the Mirror today. Why am I posting it? I know Zuzana. She was one of my truck-driving colleague's girlfriend before I came to China. They are both Slovakian and she is absolutely stunning. We used to go out for meals together and they came to mine in Luton for dinner – bizarrely I believe I made it a Chinese dinner that I cooked myself. Happy days but I never knew then that the writing was truly on the wall.


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