Thursday, 16 September 2021

 

Thursday 16th September, 2021 2120


You know you are viewed as decrepit when you are supposed to start work and they are telling you to take it easy.


Work for me starts next Thursday. They want me to stay in hospital for tests. For what? A Zimmer frame?


If for one moment I thought it was anything but a money-making exercise I might acquiesce. They simply want to milk it. Anyway, it turned out they didn't have any spare beds anyway! I declined regardless.


They have given me a medicine (well several) which is taken after mixing in a glass with water. Fungi-based and as much as I enjoy mushrooms, drinking that concoction I do not enjoy the hallucinogenic effects that come with it.


I am making light of what may or may not be a serious situation for me. As for what transpired both whilst the school posse was here and subsequently, I have eschewed the magic mushroom stuff I'm supposed to take so we shall see.

Tuesday, 14 September 2021

Sunday 12 September, 2021 2045


I know it's been a while but with a sore arm and a recurrence of my gastric problems from a couple of years ago I haven't felt up to much. Mind you, having been confined to quarters for fourteen days' self-isolation didn't give me much to write about either.


To be honest I haven't wanted to venture out, I still feel a bit shaky on the pins. However, school starts tomorrow. I'm not for once looking forward to it. Purely because I feel ropey although all credit to the school, all my classes are now on the ground floor. And not so many - 7 classes (two of them alternating weekly so 7 over time but actually taking 5 a week) and Wednesdays/Fridays off. Great if I was striding around carefree and not using an adjustable aluminium walking stick but not right now.


I set out with good intentions of posting this today but it won't happen. Stay tuned.


Monday 13th 2300


No I haven't stayed up late, I went for a nap at 1830 and corpsed until 2230. My sustenance today has consisted of Hall's mentholyptus, beer, jing jiu and a salt'n'peppered mug of Bovril.


I was absolutely convinced I started back today - I had read it somewhere I am sure - and indeed some classes had. Not mine. A waste of 30¥ and my time. It wasn't a complete waste of time however, I confirmed I now have serious problems getting about. My kids start next week but nobody saw fit to tell me until five minutes ago.


Depending on when I get back to sleep/wake up, I want to go to the big military hospital, I need help. Good enough for the PLA - good enough for me.


Friday, 3 September 2021

 

Tuesday 31st August, 2021 1500


On Sunday afternoon Brenda decided she would come and collect my passports, preparatory to lodging my application. No opening the door, put them in a bag and hang them on the door handle.


She collected them and whilst walking back to her car, called me. One thing she said was that prior to the restart all teachers needed to be tested for Covid on the first and second of September and that I should go to the main campus main gate either day. Hmmmm.


Hold on Brenda - I'm either in prison or I'm not? My being confined to quarters doesn't end until Sunday night. Oh. Quite what the point of getting tested before I flew back, double-jab and having a green code was for if I was to be banged up anyway I do not know. Now they are going to try and get a doctor/nurse from the Covid Crack Team to do a home visit on Thursday. It's enough to make me want to put a skull and crossbones on the outside of my door.


On a happier note, I have cured my throwing-up problem and am now eating normally. Well, insofar as calling toast with various things is normal anyway.


Brenda was also speaking of having a word with departments I teach for about lightening my workload. I say departments but as they have merged maybe there is now only one. I told her if there are seven freshmen classes then leave well alone, I will teach them as usual. That's not heroics, I will still draw the same salary!


0000 Thursday 3rd - Merchant Navy Day


We've had a few frosty days here at Chez Fatty. No idea what happened between Jody and Mrs Jing Jo but it clearly upset her. Certainly the woman can come across as brusque and offhand but I have always managed to keep her in check. Well, me or what I spend each week in there! Apparently it was all my fault and it took until yesterday for the atmosphere to thaw. Come Sunday I can get my own booze, thanks to Brenda today I have enough in stock to last until then.


Yes, she came today with a doctor who kept out of sight (I am guessing she was treating therm to lunch) and a nurse in a spacesuit. Christ knows what any neighbours who observed their arrival thought. Test done, Brenda went and bought me alcohol and ice cream to last until I am free. As I am tired of toast with everything, later today Jody is going to bring back some chicken chow mien, which she said wasn't too good - until I suggested we try it with Linghams and then things changed! Amazing how Linghams can transform food. And Chinese people.


A week Monday and still I only know of four of my classes - no sign yet of the English majors despite my reminders. The bloody Chinese teachers had their timetables before they even went on summer holidays! But oh no, some people think it's fine just slotting me in as and where. Well, they've come a cropper if they did because Dean Delia is officer I/C the lot now and she has laid down the law re no long lunch breaks or classes above the ground floor for me. Whoops! Best of all, my latest accident proves my fears were justified so I can refuse with impunity.


As for the recovery, slowly slowly but taking place. Saturday is I think four weeks on. At least I can sleep now.