Monday
27th August, 2018 1330
China
Eastern VIP Lounge, PVG
The
weekend in Shanghai passed in a giddy whirl and a blur.
Kevin
was already in the hotel by the time I awoke on Saturday so the first
thing we did after not having seen each other for three years
was.........go downstairs for a smoke. The hotel was a non-smoking
throughout job which basically means you end up puffing out of the
room window and blowing or brushing any ash that gets on the
windowsill off!
Saturday
evening was the “biggie” with our party numbering eight –
Roland and TJ his son, Joanna and Sean, Kevin and Vivi, Rinka and me.
Initially the plan had been to eat in the White Horse but apparently
it was deemed too noisy (our carload arrived later as Joanna went to
get me some painkillers from a chemist) and so we ended up in the
Cambridge, I think the area is called Thumb Plaza, there're an
unbelievable number of bars and clubs jostling for business, cheek by
jowl.
Good
western food and between us we consumed two burgers, lasagne, two
steak and ale pies, fish and chips, cottage pie etc. Having eaten sod
all on Friday night I managed to eat two thirds of my pie,
impressive!
After
the meal things went rapidly downhill. TJ (being 14) had to go home,
as did Joanna, Sean and Rinka due to their distances, Kevin and Vivi
left because he was tired after travelling from the Phillipines. That
left the two diehard old salts – or should that be “soaks”?
Across
the road to the Irishman's Pub for one, sitting outside and taking in
the dubious pleasures of all the music from all the bands in the
clubs all together. Next it was upstairs to the Blue Marlin, where
the live band were performing purely for the staff – they had
absolutely no customers on a Saturday night!
Much
to my embarrassment we left without sitting (I would have had one
drink and left) and decamped to the White Horse, which by then had
become less crowded, still had a decent band playing. Time for pool
and I shall not embarrass anyone by revealing the result. We were
gearing up to leave when a Surrey girl and a Kiwi came in, clearly in
the same line of work I am in but we never revealed that until later.
They had been in China precisely two weeks and they were, to put it
kindly, pissed.
At
0250 the owner advised us that he was closing at three (bloody cheek,
it's not often I stay out late) but we were welcome to order drinks
and take them outside. We did. So there were two girls, two cousins
(one about 65, the other 25 – true!) and us, sitting at a table
shooting the breeze and it was only when the White Horse staff
actually turned the lights off, locked up and gave us two
battery-powered table lamps to see by that I noticed the entire area,
which had been heaving with lights previously, was in complete
darkness. Not even a streetlamp.
Roland
dropped me off at the hotel at 0345 and just under an hour later I
went to bed. Amazingly, I got up just after ten and on switching my
phone on received a text from Kevin, sent an hour before, informing
me that they were going for breakfast if I wanted to join them. No
chance!!!
At
lunchtime I took the pair to the Flying Fox, where the three of us
nearly finished the cheese platter (same as I had on Thursday night –
well the dog got more than me) and two bottles of wine. Then it was
time to head back to the hotel to get Kevin's bag and for them to go
to the train station, thence Huangshan. He has threatened to come to
Lanzhou during Golden Week (early October) and I hope he does. We may
be a thousand miles apart in the same country but three years is a
long time.
Last
night we went for an Indian, just the four of us. The chardonnay was
particularly nice and all was going spiffingly until the main courses
arrived. Admittedly it's not on the menu but they have made it for me
before, I ordered a prawn and mushroom balti/bhoona (didn't matter
which as long as it never blew my head off) which, when it arrived,
was cunningly disguised as mutton curry. How they hoped I wouldn't
notice – even blind drunk – is beyond me. I may not even have
complained had they substituted chicken but they chose the one meat I
hate. And I am weird, once something confrontational happens, my
appetite exits stage left. Yet again a night spent watching others
dine.
This
morning I had intended to go down for breakfast. Given the hassle of
getting snot-side-up fried eggs on Saturday, chicken sausages and no
bacon, it would at best have been a couple of bowls of cornflakes. In
the event I never bothered, instead going to the tobacconist to see
if he had new stock of my cigars. He didn't, they are coming
tomorrow, I shall be in Lanzhou. However there was madness in my
method. I had previously seen full coronas in the same brand (20y for
10) so they were my fall-back. They make me cough at first but I
cleared him out of those too, fifty of them were all he had. I have
about a fortnight to scour Lanzhou for my smokes before panicking.
Can't
recall if I mentioned this but the Maglev tickets appeared to be 60y
(discounted from 70y on production of boarding pass) for a single OR
a return. Roland harboured suspicions the return part was only valid
for the same day (yes, around 1730 each day the thing is cranked up
to 435km/h for tourists, who do nothing more than go to the airport
and back without leaving the train. It worked. No time limit. I must
remember next time I visit.
Oh!
Long way off I know but Joanna and Sean plan to marry in two years
time. Putting the fact it will break my heart aside (silly old fool's
dreams), they have accorded me the highest honour in their gift. I am
to be the host at their wedding. I think it's best man, father of the
bride, groom (I wish!) and ushers all in one job. Need to do my
research.
So
barring this last flight, my holiday is over. More hectic than
intended even though I personally did nothing but I have to say I got
it the right way around. This “Shanghai” has been the best ever
and I wish I could do it every month. You don't actually get many
real friends in life but I met up with three of them this weekend.